Cat scratch sans band-aid. Not looking much better.
I notice eyes darting this way and that.
When talking to me, folks are putting a lot of effort into avoiding looking directly at my nose.
Susan O. says I should tell them it was a nose hair trimming accident.
Like I sneezed while using an electric nose hair trimmer.
But I fear they wouldn't think it was a joke.
Nose hairs are scary.
Even more scary than cat scratches.
(but how good does that sun feel streaming in through my window?)