We are not animals. Most of us, anyway.

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

—from the film Steel Magnolias

I don't actually remember this quote.  I am re-quoting.  That's better than re-gifting.

I do remember one that goes something like this,

Dolly Parton regarding her shoe size:

"In a good shoe I wear a 6, but a seven feels so good I buy an 8!"

And Dolly on girdles:

"These thighs haven't left the house without latex since I was 13!"

She had the best lines.  But I can never remember them correctly.  As my friends and family remember what was really said, please comment so others can accurately re-quote.  Jen?  Carol?  Doug? Mhop?

Well, at last my ability to accessorize is in tact. And I have opposing digits.

(Doug's accessory is the telephone)

Eddie can also accessorize.  But sometimes I think he may be an animal. 

What kind of animal is Eddie?

side note: Dolly Parton's niece was a flight student of Doug's.  He says she always had some good lines.  Though several cannot be repeated.

and a post script:  You may not be able to see how cute these earrings are.  But since I look pretty cute, I chose these photos.