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From IrishViews.com |
Did you ever play the dandelion game?
When we were kids, we put a dandelion under someone's chin.
If their chin turned yellow, that meant they liked butter.
And if they liked butter, we would all yell, "ewwww!"
As if that was the worst thing ever to like.
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from MentalFloss.com |
But I knew what the worst thing was.
And I liked it.
Cafeteria spinach.
I know.
Shameful.
Imagine the social ramifications if my secret got out.
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from Mlive.com |
But it's time.
And as long as I'm outed,
here's a list of my secret food shames:
-meat loaf
-bologna (baloney!) sandwiches
-hot dogs
-McDonalds' cheeseburgers
-McDonalds' chicken McNuggets
-most things McDonalds
-margarine (the salty kind)
-Kraft macaroni and cheese
-liver pate
-cooked spinach, still, especially with a little vinegar
And if you go out for Indian Food with me,
I will order the Saag Paneer.
You may have to look away.
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Saag Paneer from palateers.com |
Will you still be my friend?
What is your secret food shame?
You'll feel better when you are outed.
And I will still be your friend.